@javier: that's too easy. through my crystal ball I can see him with the white cap, serpentine, balloons and the glass of cava in his hand...riding a camel in the arabian desert.
so i took another flight, landed, got into a hotel. the bellboy showed me up to my room, warned me there's no porn channel on the TV, gave me a hug, and left.
this must be singapore.
i'm game for the bet. €100 sez i won't be back for vappu. takers, gentlemen?
that would be the psalmi cult, not mine! i don't have followers as much as rubberneckers.
the worrying thing right now is (based on extensive prejudice collected within several hours spent existing in the country) that pretty much the only guaranteed way to make this place interesting seems to be to flaunt the insane laws and rules and possibly get intro trubble with the authoritehs. which shouldn't be too hard, given i'm sure you can get jailed for sneezing in public. let's see.
22 comments so far
half the world away.
1 year, 7 months ago by dw
that's what happens when you fall asleep on the train.
1 year, 7 months ago by tulensrma
"i wasn't even supposed to be here today!"
1 year, 7 months ago by keltanen
congratulations? i'm not sure if you get me: korea was not on my itinerary.
1 year, 7 months ago by keltanen
One big question remains. South or, err, the other one - I can never remember the name...
1 year, 7 months ago by mwooller
so called: the tipping point. question to all: will matti ever make it back on time for vappu? @sergio? should we bet?
1 year, 7 months ago by javier
@javier: that's too easy. through my crystal ball I can see him with the white cap, serpentine, balloons and the glass of cava in his hand...riding a camel in the arabian desert.
1 year, 7 months ago by xinoxano
@sergio. so you do think he can make so much progress westwards in so little time?!....
1 year, 7 months ago by javier
so i took another flight, landed, got into a hotel. the bellboy showed me up to my room, warned me there's no porn channel on the TV, gave me a hug, and left.
this must be singapore.
i'm game for the bet. €100 sez i won't be back for vappu. takers, gentlemen?
1 year, 7 months ago by keltanen
was the hug to break the bad news about the porn?
1 year, 7 months ago by dw
pretty sure it was. i think i'm not projecting the best possible image.
1 year, 7 months ago by keltanen
He will probably be back later offering 'relief'.
1 year, 7 months ago by mwooller
@mwooller: i don't care for that kind of joke at all, that's completely immature and offens—hold on, there's someone at the door
1 year, 7 months ago by keltanen
that's it. you guys are too weird for me, and i'm drunk so that's saying something.
1 year, 7 months ago by happeningfish
This is one of the funniest jaiku-threads I've read for a while. Need to promote this to my followers, too. :)
1 year, 7 months ago by psalmi
the expression "my followers" creeped me out and cracked me up in turns before i got what you meant by it :D
1 year, 7 months ago by keltanen
Didn't I tell I have started a cult?
1 year, 7 months ago by psalmi
The Krazy Keltanen Kult!
1 year, 7 months ago by arabella
"the other KKK"
1 year, 7 months ago by dw
that would be the psalmi cult, not mine! i don't have followers as much as rubberneckers.
the worrying thing right now is (based on extensive prejudice collected within several hours spent existing in the country) that pretty much the only guaranteed way to make this place interesting seems to be to flaunt the insane laws and rules and possibly get intro trubble with the authoritehs. which shouldn't be too hard, given i'm sure you can get jailed for sneezing in public. let's see.
1 year, 7 months ago by keltanen
A pre-emtive bless you seems to be in place
1 year, 7 months ago by beep
Go to the 'four floors of whores' and play 'spot the woman' - that will calm you down.
1 year, 7 months ago by mwooller